my friends are twisted

music today was traumatising.
i wanted to cry i felt so freaking guilty.
sorry guys.


on the bright side, my group (finally) chose a song! HAHAHAHAHA.
its the last song i expected us to use.
I HEART QUESTION MARK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
can't wait to hear farah yazmeen sing hee.

cheryl was singing again.
one day i'm going to shove an elephant up her throat okay.
sasha was on her knees begging cheryl to stop.
i've never seen her so traumatised.
and i've never seen cheryl look so constipated.

me, sasha, lavelle, shaikha shared gory stories.
it all started when lavelle talked about wanting to watch final destination 3D
you may as well kill me now.
all the organs and stuff will be popping out of the screen.
what a decent movie choice.
our conversation led to dying hamsters.
so they told me about their friend's hamster who over-ate, which resulted with its eyeball dropping off its head. then dying.
great.

then we drew violent pictures.
no actually it wasn't us. just sasha.
she drew a diagram of her planned suicide.
saddist.

these people are crazy.
they need to see the school counsellor.
they should follow my wonderful example of brilliant sanity.

you're welcome.